"Hey Coach, we got you a present for your birthday!"
"We know you love a hot athlete, and we ran into this soccer player at a pub and realized he would be perfect for you!"
"Especially when we used some of the techniques we've learned from you and … Continue Reading ››
So, you've been working hard to move up that corporate ladder, but it's left little time for the gym. Sometimes you wonder what life would be like if you had spent more time working out instead of working on presentations and reports. You sigh. The computer chimes … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, your recordings have been pushing me to work out harder and grow this muscle, but now I want even more of it. Can you help to make me a total musclehead?"
Sure, jock. Just to confirm, you want muscle to be your main focus - even … Continue Reading ››
"I'm tired of being such a shy geek. Do you think you could make me one of your fitdimwits?"
If you respond to my hypnosis, certainly. Are you able to pay?
"Money's a bit tight. But maybe I could find a way to work it off for … Continue Reading ››
Your eyes glaze over as you find yourself letting go more and more. Simply letting go of all those inhibitions. Letting go of all that stress. Just so ready for a simple life, with a … Continue Reading ››
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