"Hey Coach, we got you a present for your birthday!"
"We know you love a hot athlete, and we ran into this soccer player at a pub and realized he would be perfect for you!"
"Especially when we used some of the techniques we've learned from you and … Continue Reading ››
"Hi Coach. The team told me I had to wait for you here until you opened your card they got you. It's right there if you want to read it."
I'll open it right now, jock. You know what it says?
"I musta missed when they were signing it Coach. I don't remember nothin' about it."
I … Continue Reading ››
"Coach, I just got your text to come to your birthday party naked. Did the text come late or somethin'?"
No my muscle jock, I invited you later separately. The real reason you're here is because I wanted to get myself a birthday present. And you passed … Continue Reading ››
"Morning Coach!"
Good morning - wasn't expecting you. What are you doing here boy? And why are you wearing a winter coach?
"Well Coach, I won't be wearing it for long.
You see, I know it's your birthday today and I couldn't think of what to get … Continue Reading ››