"Hey Coach, we got you a present for your birthday!"
"We know you love a hot athlete, and we ran into this soccer player at a pub and realized he would be perfect for you!"
"Especially when we used some of the techniques we've learned from you and … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, you're looking good for an old man!"
Watch it jock before I trigger you into my mindless slave.
"I might actually like that Coach! At least for tonight for your birthday.
But before you do, let me show you the game I set up for your birthday … Continue Reading ››