This story is presented as a special Flashback Friday in honor of Coach's birthday earlier this week! Previously only available to Patrons.
"Is all this for me?" As if Gabriel didn't know the answer to that - his boyfriend Zack always went all out for his birthday. And yet, Gabriel was still surprised when Zack said, … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, we got you a present for your birthday!"
"We know you love a hot athlete, and we ran into this soccer player at a pub and realized he would be perfect for you!"
"Especially when we used some of the techniques we've learned from you and … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, we got you something for your birthday."
Oh yeah? What's that?
"MuscleSlave, come on out."
"It's another obedient FitDimWit for you, Coach!"
Obedient, eh? And this is what he wanted?
"Yeah, he was excited for a more simple life, Coach. The team worked together to program him with what we've learned from you, Coach."
"Go ahead and give him … Continue Reading ››
Hey jock, what are you doing here?
"You asked for my presence, Coach?"
No, I asked for your presents.
"Yeah, presence, Sir!"
Sometimes I make you guys just a bit too dumb, don't I?
"I dunno, Coach. I think I'm pretty smart."
Isn't thinking hard for you, jock?