"You really can just make a guy a dumb jock, Coach?"
Not all guys, but those that are willing - and those like you who desire it deep down.
"What? I don't desire it. Those dumb jocks of yours are absolute morons."
Yet you're curious enough to ask, so … Continue Reading ››
You're looking good in that suit, jock.
"Thanks, Coach. Can't say I'm a fan of this stuffy look, though."
Stuffy? Haven't you ever realized how sexy a guy in a suit is? I bet deep down, you love how a suit can fill you with a feeling of power. … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, I've been loving to work out for you, but I want to grow even bigger. Can you help me?"
Of course, jock. What did you have in mind for goals?
"Well, like... I just wanna be huge, Coach. So obsessed with muscle that it becomes all I … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, we got you something for your birthday."
Oh yeah? What's that?
"MuscleSlave, come on out."
"It's another obedient FitDimWit for you, Coach!"
Obedient, eh? And this is what he wanted?
"Yeah, he was excited for a more simple life, Coach. The team worked together to program him with what we've learned from you, Coach."
"Go ahead and give him … Continue Reading ››