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Coach’s Birthday Jock

"Hi Coach.  The team told me I had to wait for you here until you opened your card they got you. It's right there if you want to read it." I'll open it right now, jock. You know what it says? "I musta missed when they were signing it Coach. I don't remember nothin' about it."  I … Continue Reading ››

Birthday Surprise for Coach

"Hey Coach, we got you something for your birthday." Oh yeah? What's that? "MuscleSlave, come on out." "It's another obedient FitDimWit for you, Coach!"  Obedient, eh? And this is what he wanted? "Yeah, he was excited for a more simple life, Coach. The team worked together to program him with what we've learned from you, Coach." "Go ahead and give him … Continue Reading ››