"Man Coach, what you got me waking up on a farm? Thought our sesh was gonna help me shred some waves."
Perhaps harvest amber waves of grain.
"Huh?'
I was just asking you why you're taking you're clothes off.
"Cuz it's gettin' darn tootin' hot out!"
Darn tootin'?
"Fuck, where'd that …
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Each stroke takes you deeper into trance. Deeper, down, down, down as we find your inner jock.
The type of jock you have always wanted to be... and I know from our work together that is a boarder jock.
You long to learn how to surf... to … Continue Reading ››
Every stroke helps you to relax further into a nice trance state.
As you relax, you feel yourself becoming the type of guy you have always wanted to be - a total surfer dude.
Besides working out, nothing else matters except for chillin' out with friends until those … Continue Reading ››
Strong Bodies. Weak Minds.
