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Tag Archives: simplification
Dumb Jock Top
“You Oughta Be on the Football Team”
The Musky Undershirt
Coach’s Obedient Goon
Warning: The following contains hypnotic language about becoming Coach's obedient goon.
Go ahead, jock, and relax for Coach. That's it. Allow yourself to get nice and comfortable, and simply relax. It feels so good to let go of all other thoughts right now. It feels so good to just focus on that relaxation that allows that … Continue Reading ››
Being Simple is Simple Work
Warning: Post contains hypnotic language for dumbing down.
It feels so good to just let go of all unneeded thoughts right now. Just letting go simply feels so good because it feels so good to be so simple. Simply knowing you have been working so hard on that … Continue Reading ››
Good to Be Dumb
Warning: Hypnotic language for dumbing down is used below.
It's just so good to be dumb, isn't it, jock? What, you don't believe me? I bet if you look deep inside yourself, you already know that to be true. Think about it, while you can still think. How much useless knowledge did you learn in school … Continue Reading ››
Himbofied Muscle
New Year, New (Simple) You
Consumed by New Desires
