Warning: The following contains hypnotic language about becoming Coach's obedient goon.
Go ahead, jock, and relax for Coach. That's it. Allow yourself to get nice and comfortable, and simply relax. It feels so good to let go of all other thoughts right now. It feels so good to just focus on that relaxation that allows that … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, we hope you like your present! We didn't wrap him in much but we figured you wouldn't mind that!"
Not at all, team. I"ve noticed he hasn't said much though. Does he have a voice? Should I be signing?Continue Reading ››