"Damn Coach, just put my hat on backwards and already feel so dumb and horny!"
Good jock. Just allow that trigger you've been conditioned with to work instantly and automatically, that hat capping any unneeded thoughts and driving all thinking down to your other head."Mmm, head sounds so … Continue Reading ››
"So listening to your file, wearing this hat should help me be just a bit more simple? I don't want to be too dumb, Coach."
Indeed, jock. Wear it forwards and it just helps to bring on the fun-loving jock side, not too dumbed down but knowing to … Continue Reading ››