"So listening to your file, wearing this hat should help me be just a bit more simple? I don't want to be too dumb, Coach."
Indeed, jock. Wear it forwards and it just helps to bring on the fun-loving jock side, not too dumbed down but knowing to … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, can I ask you something?"
Sure, jock. Anything.
"You can help people get over inhibitions, right?"
I try not to promise anything, but it's within the realm of possibility - perhaps depending on the inhibition. What are you seeking to do?
"Well, it's the new guy I've been dating. … Continue Reading ››
"You really can just make a guy a dumb jock, Coach?"
Not all guys, but those that are willing - and those like you who desire it deep down.
"What? I don't desire it. Those dumb jocks of yours are absolute morons."
Yet you're curious enough to ask, so … Continue Reading ››