That's a good musclehead, back for more programming to further transform you into that punk of a meathead you have longed to be deep down - or is it a meathead of a punk? Such questions are so hard to think about and it's easier to just not think about them at all. It's easier … Continue Reading ››
Look at you, looking so tough and confident. You can barely even remember that skinny nerd you used to be. You can barely remember prioritizing your career over your muscles, as muscle has simply taken over more and more. And the results are paying off, meathead, because … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, we hope you like your present! We didn't wrap him in much but we figured you wouldn't mind that!"
Not at all, team. I"ve noticed he hasn't said much though. Does he have a voice? Should I be signing?Continue Reading ››