"I'm tired of being such a shy geek. Do you think you could make me one of your fitdimwits?"
If you respond to my hypnosis, certainly. Are you able to pay?
"Money's a bit tight. But maybe I could find a way to work it off for … Continue Reading ››
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Soft Minds Need Hard Hats
"Fuck, Coach, I ain't rememberin' a thing."
"Me can't either."
"I so horny though."
"Me too bro!"
"Let's fuck!"
Guys, you're forgetting something...
"What dat Coach?"
Soft minds need hard hats.
"Thanks Coach! … Continue Reading ›› Soccer Jock
Relaxing more and more. It feels so good to let go. Allowing yourself to become more and more of a sports jock.
Nothing else matters but your passion for soccer. You work out and eat right to be in shape for each match. You practice your … Continue Reading ››
Waking Up Ready for a New Career
"Coach... I feel, like, all weird and shit."
Weird? Is that bad?
"No, bro... it's fuckin' awesome!"
Very cool. I suppose it's back to the accounting firm now.
"Fuck that shit, gonna find a new job.
You know the only things I count are reps and macros Coach - fuckin' … Continue Reading ››
Walk on the Wild Side
That peaceful waterfall relaxes you further. Deeper and deeper into trance. And as you go deeper, you find that the waterfall has another effect. It starts to make your mind regress to its most basic state.
The state of a primal, wild animal. An animal that has … Continue Reading ››
Where It’s Always Served Hot
Relaxing deeper and deeper with each stroke, allowing yourself to leave your old self behind.
You have wanted to be a FitDimWit. And because you have this desire, you allow me to make these changes to your mind.
You allow me to move that mind down to … Continue Reading ››
Interview In a Suit
"You ready for your interview?"
"Sure bro but dunno why Coach sent me."
"Coach sent you?"
"Yeah man. He got me all dressed up and everythin'."
"It's important to look your best in an office. Now come over here."
"This part of the interview bro?"
Continue Reading ›› Ultimate Tension Reliever
"Awesome workout Coach, but the muscles are a bit sore."
You should try the shower here. The water pressure is amazing. But I should warn you that it's right under the loudspeaker so you'll definitely get a good dose of all the music.
"I'm sure it won't hurt … Continue Reading ››
A New Greed
"Are you the Muscle Mesmerizer guy?"
I am, how can I help you?
"I've had so much anxiety with the job. I'm hoping for some gym motivation that can also act as a stress reliever."
What do you do?
"Stockbroker. Can never make enough money man."
It's a place where greed … Continue Reading ››
Cow-boy Slave
"Yes Sir. I reckon twas 'bout a month ago I inherited gramps' ranch, 'bout time we started fittin' in 'round these … Continue Reading ››











