"Hey Coach, we got you something for your birthday." Oh yeah? What's that? "MuscleSlave, come on out." "It's another obedient FitDimWit for you, Coach!"  Obedient, eh? And this is what he wanted? "Yeah, he was excited for a more simple life, Coach. The team worked together to program him with what we've learned from you, Coach." "Go ahead and give him … Continue Reading ››