"Hey Coach, I've been loving to work out for you, but I want to grow even bigger. Can you help me?"
Of course, jock. What did you have in mind for goals?
"Well, like... I just wanna be huge, Coach. So obsessed with muscle that it becomes all I … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, we got you something for your birthday."
Oh yeah? What's that?
"MuscleSlave, come on out."
"It's another obedient FitDimWit for you, Coach!"
Obedient, eh? And this is what he wanted?
"Yeah, he was excited for a more simple life, Coach. The team worked together to program him with what we've learned from you, Coach."
"Go ahead and give him … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, your files have really been helping me transform my body, but i think I'm ready to transform my mind too."
You're looking great, jock.... and what did you have, um, in mind for that mind?
"I'd love to be more of a himbo Coach. Like, this is … Continue Reading ››
It may be summer break, but it's always a good time to jock up! And the latest takes its cue from the ultimate college-aged jock, the fratboy - though you don't have to be that young to feel as if you'd always been a fratboy type committed to his workouts. Those desiring … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, it seems like your dumb jocks are always playing some sort of sport - baseball, soccer, football, and so on. But do you ever have any more into dancing?"
It indeed isn't as common, but there's absolutely no reason there can't be more. "I'm glad to hear … Continue Reading ››