"Man Johnson, you're starting to get some real muscle."
"Nah, it's nothing."
"No man, you're gettin' swole."
"Yeah, what's your secret bro?"
"Here's my gym buds now. I'll show you."
"You guys have been workin' with Coach, right?"
"Yeah man, we're totally jockin' up."
"Well, if you want to bulk … Continue Reading ››
It's always such a good idea to stretch those muscles ahead of a workout**... ...getting more and more limber for all those sessions with your hot jock teammates...
...staying as flexible as possible even as that mass keeps growing bigger and bigger.
Go ahead, recruit... look at your assigned jock. You will find yourself lusting over your jock... working to get muscles at least as big as his are now. He'll keep working too, so you might never catch up... but you'll try.Get closer, jock... recruit, take a good … Continue Reading ››
"Coach... I feel, like, all weird and shit."
Weird? Is that bad?
"No, bro... it's fuckin' awesome!"
Very cool. I suppose it's back to the accounting firm now.
"Fuck that shit, gonna find a new job.
You know the only things I count are reps and macros Coach - fuckin' … Continue Reading ››