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The Meathead’s Roommate

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The Meathead Takes Over

"Hey Coach, I've been loving to work out for you, but I want to grow even bigger. Can you help me?" Of course, jock. What did you have in mind for goals? "Well, like... I just wanna be huge, Coach. So obsessed with muscle that it becomes all I … Continue Reading ››

A FitDimWit Dancer

"Hey Coach, it seems like your dumb jocks are always  playing some sort of sport - baseball, soccer, football, and so on. But do you ever have any more into dancing?"  It indeed isn't as common, but there's absolutely no reason there can't be more. "I'm glad to hear … Continue Reading ››

Proud To Be A Himbo

"Can you really turn me into a himbo, Coach?" Aren't you already a bit of a himbo? "Not really. Why would you think that?" My mistake, jock. It's just that you seemed so proud deep down of how good it is for you to think more and more right with … Continue Reading ››

Dumb Jock-Itis

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Dumb for the Summer

"It's been a rough semester at university. I just want to let go and not have to think about anything this summer." I can certainly help with that - but be warned, some guys find the feeling addictive and never want to return to their old lives.  "Nah, I love university and what I'm going for, I'm … Continue Reading ››

Good Jocks Make Good Porn Stars

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From Jock to Pig

You've been such a good jock, haven't you? Working out hard to build that lean athletic muscle that helps you perform so well for the team. But the season's over, and it's time you started having just a bit more fun. That's right, jock - it's time … Continue Reading ››

Recruiter’s Meathead Reward

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Faster and Faster

"Hey Coach, I was surprised you wanted to visit my apartment to talk to me about joining the track team. I already told you in your office that I've never been very sporty." And yet, I've seen you watching My jocks at different games and matches. You enjoy supporting them, and perhaps deep down even wish … Continue Reading ››