"Hey Coach, you wanted to see me?"
I did, jock. As a senior, it's my job to help you begin focusing on your post-graduate career.
"Already Coach? Senior year's just beginnin'! I'm finally an Alpha jock for the team and don't really wanna think 'bout nothing else, Coach."Continue Reading ››
"So listening to your file, wearing this hat should help me be just a bit more simple? I don't want to be too dumb, Coach."
Indeed, jock. Wear it forwards and it just helps to bring on the fun-loving jock side, not too dumbed down but knowing to … Continue Reading ››
"You really can just make a guy a dumb jock, Coach?"
Not all guys, but those that are willing - and those like you who desire it deep down.
"What? I don't desire it. Those dumb jocks of yours are absolute morons."
Yet you're curious enough to ask, so … Continue Reading ››