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Beach Himbo

"Hey Coach, thanks for all your help with the swim team this season. The experience helped me get a lifeguard job at the beach this season, but I really want to just enjoy that this summer and not have to think about much else again until back … Continue Reading ››

Himbofied Employee

Warning: The following contains hypnotic & dumbing down language. Best read alone, himbo 😉
So you're hard at work and feeling a bit frustrated, huh, man? That never ending slot of work. Deadline after deadline, stress on top of stress. Then suddenly a message pops up. You freak … Continue Reading ››

Proud To Be A Himbo

"Can you really turn me into a himbo, Coach?" Aren't you already a bit of a himbo? "Not really. Why would you think that?" My mistake, jock. It's just that you seemed so proud deep down of how good it is for you to think more and more right with … Continue Reading ››

The Himbo Life

Calvin was ready to let go. Just out of a nasty divorce, he simply wanted to forget all about all the years he'd wasted with a narcissist and wanted to focus on having fun himself. He did worry the baggage of a bad relationship would keep him from … Continue Reading ››