Cass wasn't sure what he had been clicking on. He had simply been searching porn, but this - this was confusing. What were all the flashing images? Why did the music sound more strange than normal porn music? But he couldn't take his … Continue Reading ››
"Hey Coach, I just moved to Colorado but have always been a beach kind of a guy that despises the cold.
But all my new friends love hittin' the slopes. Can you help?"
I think we can do something about that. Why don't you go ahead and … Continue Reading ››
Written by DJ Jet
Edited by Coach Josh
I was a nerdy-jock in college until last month. You know, a straight-A student at uni that technically was on the football team, but I didn’t get to play much. I wasn’t a star jock, just a benchwarmer, and thus wasn’t very popular. I wished I could be more … Continue Reading ››
The former Ivy League fratboy had shown himself to be nothing more than a bully, so Coach decided to use his inner aggression against him. It didn't take much to suggest that rage was really a primal side waiting to be released...
Feel that weight that's been holding you back in the gym. It feels so physical to you right now... you can feel what is holding you back.As you relax, I want you to feel strong enough to break those chains free. You will be able … Continue Reading ››
"Coach, I'm tired of the big city. I feel like half my day is spent stuck in traffic jams, and by the time I get home I don't feel like working out.
I want a simpler life. I don't know what. Maybe something out in the … Continue Reading ››
"Coach, I 'm always so reserved. Uptight even. Always worried about my reputation. But I know that's only because my dad has beat that into me - to not do anything that makes him look bad.
But I'm tired of it. I just want to … Continue Reading ››
"Coach, I know you run quite the FitDimWit program and the camaraderie of your jocks feels like the piece in the puzzle-that-is-me that has remained missing all these years. However, I hypothesize that my intellect is far too vast to succumb to your vocabulary."
But … Continue Reading ››
So relaxing as you just sit in that nice, warm water. And as the jet streams come on, you'll feel yourself going even deeper, everything just feeling so nice and relaxed.Go ahead now and position yourself so that you can feel the smooth pressure of … Continue Reading ››
"You think you can help me power up my workouts, Coach?"
If you let my words in, boy. Let's find a place to relax in the locker room....That's right... just go into a nice deep sleep for me....and as you let my words in, you find … Continue Reading ››