“You didn’t loosen your blindfold while I retrieved your present, did you?”

“What? No. Is this really necessary?”

“Yes. Let me double-check just in case.”“There, that should do it.”

“Are you ready for me, Sir?”

“Wait, whose voice is that and why is he calling you Sir?”

“It’s my gift to you… well, to us, but today you get to enjoy the pleasure.”

“Babe, you know you’re more than enough for me.”

“Well, then do it for me. I think it’d be hot to watch you getting worshipped by our, uh, let’s just call him a drone.”

“Well, if you insist, I guess I could try to get into it.”

“Drone, go ahead and kiss my husband.”

“He’s not a bad kisser.”

“Let’s see how this straight boy does at sucking your cock. Drone, suck his dick.”

“You converted a straight guy? What the…. oh fuck….. you sure he wasn’t gay? That’s feeling good already.”

“Oh, he still loves women, but he’s also going to love hooking up with hotties like us from now on.”

“So how did you convert this dude?”

“Let’s just say that I used what I learned as a hypnotherapist and got into his head.”

“He sure knows how to give good head.”

“That’s it, drone. Now keep sucking his dick even as you begin to look at me.”“That’s it. Watch me stroke as you realize how I’ve transformed you.”

“Dude, if this is the guy with the Confederate flag on his truck, I’m gonna be pissed.”

“Nah, not him. Someone much more attractive. He just needed to learn to be respectful, and now he will be. Perhaps with one last reminder of his place. Why don’t you flip over so he can rim your ass? Drone, rim him.”

“Ugh, fine. But only because I love being rimmed. He’s not topping me though.”

“Oh, don’t worry, I’ve programmed him to be a total bottom for us.”

“Okay, it’s driving me crazy. Who is it?”

“Well, let’s just say we won’t have to worry about being woken up to loud music anymore.”

“The party all night guy?”

“Yeah. Let’s just say I managed to swap out some of his tracks and he’s going to be nice and quiet for us from now on.”

“Unless, that is, we’re making him moan, which we’re about to do. And you’re going to love it, aren’t you, drone?”

“Yes, SIR!”

“So we’re just going to take over him like that? I mean, I’m having fun and have always wondered what the dude’s dick tastes like, but it seems a little sus.”

“Drone, feed my boyfriend your dick so he can taste it. And babe, hypnosis only works on the willing, and it turns out our sexually adventurous friend was very down to experiment. And don’t worry about him being compliant. He’ll still be himself in the end… just a bit more bi with sexy fuck buds downstairs he wants to be considerate to. The mindless drone part is just for today, to get these initial memories of a fun threesome locked down. Although….”

“Although what?”

“Before he started turning his music down, it’s possible that the guy with the flag on the track got some of the programming too. Wasn’t my intention, but I swear he’s been looking at me differently. Even licked his lips last time I saw him. But since our buddy here is playing the follow-up tracks much more quietly, I’m not sure if he’ll end up himself in the end.”

“I can live with that.”

“Me too. Now let’s get that blindfold off of you so you can see the hunk you’re fucking.”

“Thanks babe. An unexpected Valentine but the only greater gift than this hot fuck will be getting a full night’s sleep!”