Good Jocks Use Rookies
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You Smart Coach
Hole to Drill
"Hey man, Coach said you might need a hand down here."
"Sure, Coach told me he'd be sending someone with a big woody to handle."
"You mean to help handle the wood?"
"Yes... I will handle the wood."
"You sure you're okay bud? You seem kind of out of it now."
"I … Continue Reading ›› Dumb Office Sluts
"Hey, I just got a text from Coach." "What's it say?" "Good Jocks Make for Dumb Office Sluts... what does that mean..." "It mean strip the fuckin' clothes bro." "Fuck yeah bro. Where … Continue Reading ››
Cock Hard. Cock Want.
Fix the Plumbing
"Yep, Coach, I know just what to say when he gets here."
"Yo, Coach sent me ova, said ya needed some help with sumthin'?"
"Yes, I need help to FIX THE PLUMBING."
"Fuck, man, your house could flood all over the shit. Betta let me take a look."
Continue Reading ›› Didn’t Coach Show You?
"Dude, you jerkin' one out right the fuck under me?"
"Coach said to relieve tension before the game."
"Didn't he show you the right way to do it?"
"Well yeah but I was afraid to ask ya."
"Bro, I'm coming down."
"Let me show ya how one of Coach's … Continue Reading ›› Laundry Day
Game Balls
Relax boy.
I know you want to be a perfect jock for your Coach.
I know you want to be so ready to handle the game ball...
Just listen to my voice for a bit....
From Meeting to Meathead
"Here he come Coach."
You ready?
"Ya Coach. Got on that special shit too. What it called?"
Cologne. It's my own special formula.
