“Thanks for meeting me on my break Coach. Your fitness motivation really helps me dress to impress in these designer suits.”

Those must cost you a lot.

“I could buy a million and still not feel the impact. Do you realize how many suckers are out there willing to invest their money in this scam? Wow, I can’t believe I just told you that.”

It’s good to trust your Coach. Now how about we relax….

I see you got some new tattoos. 

“Nip ring too Coach. Me love new look.”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen you not wearing a suit before.

“Me give ’em all away. Me decide be simple.”

So no more investment scams?

“Me was whore for money. Me know now am just whore.”